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Taste Test: Star Trek cereal
Cereal: The Final Frontier. "Enterprise to McSteans: delicious cereal detected in your area" Captain's log: Early scans show zero signs of nutrition First Officer Jeff the Cat attempts to make contact I question my decision to purchase the promotional box of Star Trek cereal. Past experience with Superman movie cereal and Spiderman movie cereal leads me to believe I should put the box down and back away slowly. But I don't. Whoo-boy. This doesn't look good. Let's take a closer look: from left to right: "Planet Earth", "Planet Vulcan", "Galaxy", and an assortment of "Delta Shields". Damn, those galaxies look like they have the potential to rip the roof of my mouth to shreds. Better start with the marshmallows. Red ones first! Lucy thinks I really need to get a life. There's no going back now. To boldly taste what no man in their right mind would want to taste. Eeeeeeeuuuuuuuuunnnnnngggghhh. It doesn't taste ...